In some respects it wasn't a bad weekend, and in other aspects is sucked dick.
So this is where the post takes a turn for the worse. I would warn you, but my warning seem only to serve as a huge READ ON sign. I don't blame you... Nothing gets me to read a post quite like a big DON'T READ sign.
Do you like people screwing with your mind? I don't.
Someone is f*cking with my brain, and me no likey.
If I wanted to get mind f*cked, I'd hire myself a male prostitute.
That way it would be far more pleasurable for both of us, although I'm not sure Mrs Koda would approve.
In other news It's national coming out day... I'm trying to decide what to do.
Perhaps this is a good start:
I'm Mike, pleased to meet you!
I think I'm a 0 on the Kinsey scale, but I may very well be a 1. If I am a 1, I'm a 0 only because of years of homophobic teachings.
I live in Syracuse, Utah, and I'm a LGBT ally and friend.
Hi Mike!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Lisa, and I'm a 2. I think. 1.5 maybe? Who knows. I knew back in high school and didn't do anything about it because--you know, it wasn't accepted or talked about much at all even 10-15 years ago. Also, joining the church works wonders for repression of even the thought of it. Homophobic family too. That said, I still thought about it sometimes.
With absolutely no respect to Boyd Packer, "Ignore it and it'll go away" doesn't work.
Happy National Coming Out Day :D
Hope the mindf*ck clears out soon <3
You definitely came out! And hey! My sister lives in Syracuse. I won't out here per say, but she thinks she's probably a 3.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty much a 5.8 I think at the least. But most of the time I'm nothing. I think I'm nothing because of my homophobic teachings.
Dude, I'll mind fuck you for free. :)
Wait, I'm confused. Who is effing with your brain and what are they doing to it? I don't think I would like that either.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no idea what I am on the Kinsey scale, but I like dudes...a lot!