First from the blog Mormon411 - which features at the top, a picture of a temple and a quote from 2 Nephi 28:13. You could likely throw up a picture of the executive offices for the executives of LDS Inc, or the new Mall as well.
Anyway, Mormon411 posted the Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian.
And I thought I would reproduce them here:
From an atheist chat room: Original author unknown.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
And then second, I got this from a friend...
THIS IS AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteAmen. Oh wait ...
ReplyDeleteI snorted right out loud - and drew the attention of everyone in this coffee shop - when I read #4!
ReplyDeleteI sent this to my husband at work, and he almost sicked up laughing.
ReplyDeleteThat's great! I love the picture. Where did you get it? I'd love to repost it.
ReplyDeleteomg, i might have to steal this. with all due credit, of course.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that list before, and I love it. It's all so true!
ReplyDeletemust be one of those 'liberal' mormons. hehe
ReplyDeleteHaha. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI'm always amazed how upset people can get if I shrug at their god. I mean, can't he take it? Couldn't he just smite me and call it a day? How insecure is he?
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