Mormons have a code of health called the Word of Wisdom. Originally it was received by the founder as a suggestion, however over the years, comments were taken out of context, and in a spirit of members try to out-righteous each other, it gradually became a commandment. Well part of it did at least.
The Word of Wisdom has two parts to it.
It encourages exercise, and the consumption of fruits, vegetables and grains in season. It also advocates for the consumption of a mild barley drink, which most Mormons completely misinterpret as not meaning beer as well as wine for the use of the sacrament! It also recommends against meat, except in times of winter or famine and only to be used sparingly and with thanksgiving.
That part of it is largely ignored however.
The second part counsels against hot drinks, hard alcohol and tobacco usage.
Tobacco usage may actually have been the motivating factor behind the 'revelation' but that's another post for another day.
Since it's introduction to Mormonism, the leaders have interpreted hot drinks as meaning tea and coffee, and many folks attribute this to the caffeine content of both drinks.
Some of the more fundamental Mormons believe that the Word of Wisdom has nothing to do with health at all, but rather that it is a law of obedience. You don't drink tea, because you've been told not to, and blind, unquestioning obedience is apparently smiled upon by God.
Anyway, so that's the Word of Wisdom. The now strictly adhered to health code for all good Mormons.
I used to drink tea as a kid. It was rooibos or red tea, a sweet and nutritious tea which originates in South Africa. It has no caffeine, limited tannin and is actually quite healthy. I'll drink it neat on occasion, but if given the chance... a couple of teaspoons of sugar and plenty of cream, and OOOOOH BABY!!!
Anyway... Rooibos is considered except from the word of wisdom, since it is an herbal tea - and make sure you pronounce the H when you're in places other than the US.
Another interesting tidbit... Early on in the history of the word of wisdom, people took the hot drinks part very literally, and hot cocoa and soup were included in the list of prohibited items.
But back to my story about tea.
Green tea was all the rage some years ago - I guess it still is in some circles. Righteous people I knew tried it, and since it was 'Green Tea' somehow that made it different from regular tea, and thus OK to drink.
A little research on Green Tea will actually reveal that it's from the same plant as normal tea, just picked earlier and prepared a little differently.
I had it once as an active Mormon. It was suggested by another active Mormon for it's health benefits.
I didn't like it, but it turns out that I was using boiling water to prepare it, and that tends to turn the tea bitter.
Since leaving Mormonism though, I've learned about what it actually is, and how to prepare it, and while it is nowhere close as delicious as Rooibos, I do enjoy a cuppa on occasion.
I tried Chai this past weekend as well. Turns out it's regular black tea, but it's infused with spices, and is Indian in origin. Apparently you brew it hot, and then consume it with plenty of sugar and cream.
I quite enjoyed my first cup. The one I got was made with a little extra vanilla infused as well.
Vanilla Rocks!!
Anyway... I think what prompted this all was Mrs Koda telling me about a sign on one of the Green Tea carts at the mall. These carts sell what they claim is a concentrated form of Green Tea, meant to help the consumer of the beverage lose weight as well as overcome diabetes and a host of other health concerns.
The sign said something to the effect of "Our product is Word of Wisdom friendly". But then you have to ask yourself... If it's made with Green Tea, and tea is expressly forbidden in the Word of Wisdom, how can it be friendly? Or if it doesn't contain any green tea, thus making it Mormon Kosher - Mosher?! Well, that's just deceptive advertising now, isn't it?
Pretty much every Japanese Mormon I've ever known considers green tea to be against the Word of Wisdom. But, oddly, I've known a few who think Oolong tea is OK.
ReplyDeleteI don't think "mild barley drinks" necessarily means beer (though it might). Many Japanese Mormons substitute roasted-barley tea for tea (it's a popular summer drink there anyway), and barley water has been around since the ancient Greeks.
Wow. "Word of Wisdom friendly". There's something really sickening about that.
ReplyDeleteYikes. Reminds me of the USCCB movie rating system ... that absolutely nobody pays attention to.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to get me some of that tea now ...
"Mosher" Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI liked the "Mosher" too!
ReplyDeleteI have been prepping my green tea with boiling water... How are you supposed to prep it?
Thanks guys... Although Kuri, I don't know if I wanted to know that barley water might be what section 89 was referring to.
ReplyDeleteKiley, I read some where that boiling water can turn green tea bitter. I usually heat mine up to boiling and then let it sit for 5 minutes before adding the tea bag. If yours tastes fine, then you're probably god though.
I will have to try it and see which way is better.I only started drinking tea a few weeks ago. I really did not have any taste expectations going in so it might be bitter. :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm. If "hot" is the operative word, would Mormonism be opposed to sun-brewed tea or iced tea? Is it the heat of the tea, or the stimulant effects of caffeine that Mormonism looks askance at?
ReplyDeleteI remember feeling conflicted when I was a believing member about drinking the green tea HP stuff from the mall. I knew some members who thought it was ok but others didn’t. It’s so nice to not have to worry about stupid things like that now.
ReplyDeleteI love chai lattes; they’re tasty!
I've done a bit of research on some of these issues and have found that "hot drinks" basically refers to drinks that are so hot that they'll literally burn your throat over time, plus there are some blends of coffee that, if heated too high, will release the harmful tannic acid (which eats holes in the stomach).
ReplyDeleteThe whole interpretation of meat to be used only in times of winter and famine is a huge myth even within Mormonism that arose due to the grammatical error of an extra comma in verse 13 placed in the 1959 edition and has not been corrected. It originally read, "And it is pleasing unto me that [meat] should not be used only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine." Add a comma after "used" and you see how it completely changes the meaning of the sentence into what it's interpreted as today. The excuse I got as to why that still hasn't been corrected is just another example of the leadership refusing to even admit the problem exists.
My stance on the Word of Wisdom has become, "If you think you can handle a moderate intake of tea/wine/beer/ etc., go for it. But if you'd rather abstain from them completely rather than risk overusing them, go for it. More power to you either way." The section itself says that it's a "principle with promise" and "not given by commandment or constraint," thus what it's teaching is self-mastery and discipline, not blind obedience. Just because some old men who outlived the others to become the church leadership have said otherwise doesn't change it.
You are correct Sir! Lets celebrate! Break out the Jameson!
ReplyDelete@Ahab - Who knows... I have it on good authority that the current President of LDS Inc frequently sends his body guard detail out to purchase his caffeinated beverages. I believe Jolt Cola, used to be his poison of choice.
ReplyDeleteI've lived in places where Coke was considered as bad as coffee or alcohol, and others where the Young Mens President would routinely bring Coke and Mountain Dew to the mid-week activities. It seems to be very subjective for most members and depends a lot on geography too.
@TGW - I know right!! Freedom to exercise choice rocks!
@Dave P. That does change the meaning significantly, although, the use of the word sparingly in the preceding verse should probably be taken into account as well.
I think it's more a personal choice, but... Have you ever told active Mormons that you're considering going vegan? It's kinda funny to watch their reactions. I've done it twice, and it's like I was stating that I was about to start doing hard drugs.
For me the Word of Wisdom has always boiled down to a single phrase, applicable not only in diet, but in every other aspect of your life.
Moderation in all things
@Smoking Joe - I've got to try me some Jameson sometime. I'm a big fan of the Irish creams, so I think I might be quite partial to it.
The ONLY beverage recommended for good health in the word of wisdom is a "mild barley drink". It seems to me that every Mormon should have a gallon or two of this stuff in the fridge at all times and a few blue barrels in the basement as well. Problem is, no one does....the greater problem is that no one even knows what this is!
ReplyDeleteI asked my bishop about this in January of 2009. He didn't know what it was either. I left him with a simple request for the recipe.....on two subsequent occasions over the next month he told me he was still researching, but would get back with me. I still don't have the recipe for that drink which will give me health in the navel, marrow in the bones, great treasures of knowledge, even hidden treasures, the ability to run and not be weary, walk and not faint....who in their right mind would abstain from such a beverage....please bishop, give me that recipe to the ONLY beverage recommended by god, via Joseph...so I can fine tune this machine of a body you've given me. Bishop, PLEASE!!!!
Will the destroying angel pass my door if I am following the Word of Wisdom at an average rate of 75%? I don't want that angel of death at my door....PLEASE BISHOP!
And Bishop, I know a guy who would love to be able to run without becoming weary....imagine how an Ironman time could be drastically cut with a 26 mile run at a full sprint!!!
I'm comfortable hearing that it isn't beer...provided you will tell me what it is, but I'm uncomfortable with your silence!
I walked out of the Cafe Ibis up here in Logan a couple years ago with a boiling hot Yerba Matte (sp?). I sipped that cup of tea and burnt the shit out of my tongue and throat. I was three or four days in recovery. The second I felt the burning sensation on my tongue, the advice to abstain from hot drinks never felt more inspired....if there is anything to it, it's about temperature. God could have just as easily said "tea and coffee" instead of "hot drinks"....silly God....
ReplyDelete...the advice to abstain from hot drinks never felt more inspired...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
And I'd definitely be into a magic running drink. I read a book a while ago that indicated that a drink made from Chia seed might have some effect on endurance sports. Gonna have to try that out sometime...
OH - BRAINWAVE!!! Chia seed beer!!
I guess there is always this, sports drink of choice at Wimbledon apparently. However from what I understand, the early saints were pretty avid brewers, with several large breweries located along the Wasatch Front, prior to the passage of Prohibition.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately like most Mormon history, I'm not sure if there is really a way to know for sure. Evidence would seem to indicate that beer was a large part of early Mormon culture, but you never know.
Why isn't there advice to stay away from scolding hot pizza cheese?
ReplyDeleteThat takes me days to recover from the 2rd and 3rd degree burns.
Now that we know hot pizza cheese delivers 2nd and 3rd degree burns, you can bet your ass something will (should) be handed down from the pulpit in April.
ReplyDeleteKoda...for the record...the last time I ran or walked excessively with a belly full of mild barley drink, I was not weary. It was actually the best run ever and borderline euphoric! However, that not fainting part is a load of shit. I fainted shortly after my run and didn't wake up till noon the next day!
D&C 89 obviously fails to address swimming or cycling, so I'd only slam the mild barley drinks before a marathon until you've tested out the beverage in the water and on the road. Thus saith MontelloOffGrid!